Lindsay Lohan's 2 Week Stay in the Poky (Jail)

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Lindsay Lohan's 90 day sentence in jail will most likely will turn into a 2 week stay in the poky in complete solitude. The only thing keeping LL company will be her prescription pain medicines. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan will get her daily dose of Ambien and Adderall while spending 14 days in jail(over-crowding will allow LL to be released early according to Sheriff's Department).

While in jail LL will be able to indulge herself in some tasty snacks that are sure to satisfy her munchies:

Spicy Velveeta Refried Beans

Spam

Kit Kat Bar

Vanilla Creme Cookies

Cheese Curls (11 oz)

Country Time Rasp./Lemon. (6 oz)

Lime Chili Ramen

Flour Tortillas

Cupcake SS

OTHER LL NEWS:

A handcuffed LL has been reported as crying while being escorted into lock up. Inmates who were able to get a glimpse of the starlet said she had been crying but seem to perk up a bit when other inmates said, "God bless you", and "Hi".

LL's first night may have been hard but the former Mean Girls star had turkey tetrazzini, apple sauce, broccoli and coleslaw for her first meal for dinner.

In case you missed it, check out the media frenzy as LL turns herself in at the courthouse. The troubled starlet was 7 minutes late:

Ice T. Arrested for Driving with a Suspended License

Hip-Hop icon/actor Ice T. was arrested for driving with a suspended license. The Law and Order star was pulled over early Tuesday morning for driving without a seat belt in New York. After he was pulled over the officers discovered that his license was suspended.

A representative for the rapper declined to comment. Ice-T had tweeted earlier that he would be taking his wife, Coco’s dog, in for surgery after it hurt its knee two weeks earlier.

Alicia Keys Wedding Is Near & Swizz Beatz Ex.Wife Mashonda Speaks Out About First Meeting

- It looks like the barely six months pregnant Alicia Keys will become a bride before she becomes a mommy. According to a source the R&B singer is planning on marrying mega-producer Swizz Beatz in a secret ceremony this weekend.

“They’re planning a celebration in Europe very soon,” a source tells Life & Style.

Rumored guests include Jay-Z and Beyonce, so it is sure to be a fancy affair.

Alicia will be showing off her baby bump in a wedding dress by Vera Wang and a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes.

- Fans have been very vocal about how upset they were over how Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz started their love affair, and now Swizz now ex. wife Mashonda speaks about the first time she met Alicia Keys face to face. In an interview with VIBE, Mashonda confirms that Keys was seeing her husband behind her back. She says she wanted to meet Keys to confront her because she felt Keys wrecked her marriage, and said that she wished to meet with her to speak about the issue.

The two ladies came face to face in March, which was two months before Keys announced that she was pregnant.

Mashonda tells VIBE:

”When I wrote her that Twitter letter everybody wanted to say things like, ‘Oh, what do you need to meet her for? It’s not her problem, it’s Swizz’s.’ I’m like, ‘You have a kid, go through what I went through and then talk to me.’ I’m not having my son around anybody I don’t know.”

She went on to say that her and Keys had a healthy conversation about the issue, and that the two of them were able to work out an agreement. It is nice to see that the two of them can get along for the sake of a child despite their long history of problems between them.

Beyonce is Ok After Car Wreck

Despite rumors stating Beyonce was killed during a car wreck, she is doing just fine.

An approaching taxi ripped off the door of Beyonce's car just as she was about to exit it to go shopping. Recap: Beyonce's chauffeur parked the car and as Beyoncé opened the door of the Mercedes Benz S-Class, it was then ripped off of its hinges by an approaching taxi. They were reportedly on their way to Harrods department store for a quick shopping visit.

According to reports the taxi nearly hit B, but luckily she was able to stay out of harm’s way. Witnesses said that Beyoncé was shaken up after the incident but seemed fine.

Meet Kanye West's New Girlfriend UK Model Shay

Kanye West has moved on. Meet his new girlfriend Shay, a Kenyan, Italian, Arabian and Portuguese model from the UK.

I guess K.West is finally done with Amber Rose. Well, at least for now.

Jennifer Aniston's Stalker Has A History Of Stalking

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Jennifer Aniston's alleged stalker has a past of stalking women. Jason Peyton -- who was arrested last week in LA -- prowling around a place he believed to be Aniston's with a bag, a sharp object and a roll of duct tape and a message carved on the side of his car: "I Love Jennifer Aniston" -- was previously busted in 2008 for harassing a woman in Pennsylvania.

According to police docs from the 2008 case that TMZ obtained, Peyton explained at the time, "You know that she loves me, her husband rapes her, she needs my help."

Peyton was later found not guilty by reason of insanity and put under psychiatric care for an undetermined length of time.

As of now, Peyton is being held on a mandatory psychiatric hold for the Aniston incident.

Amy Winehouse Gets Jiggy Wit It @ Nas & Damian Marley Concert

Amy Winehouse breaks it down while jamming to Nas and Damian Marley.

Dollicia Bryan Slams Kim Kardashian

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Dollica Bryan slams our favorite doll Kim Kardashian. While showing off her curves in upcoming issue of “King” magazine, Dollica takes a quick jab at Kimmie because of the recent comparisons and Reggie Bush dating rumors.

On Kim Kardashian:

“I can see the comparison; we have similar shaped bodies, very curvy. But we’re two different women. I’m a mother, so I can never be famous for leaking a sex tape.I’m not knocking what she did; she really took the negative and made it into a positive. I’m just saying there’s a huge difference between us. I’ll stay the Queen of talent and acting, but as far as being the Queen of who I’m dating and being in the media all the time; she can stay the Queen of that.”

On dating Reggie Bush and Darren Sharper:

“The Darren and Reggie thing was kind of crazy. That’s just a rumor. A friend of mine introduced us because they thought it would be a good match. When he came to L.A. it was actually one of our first dinners, unfortunately.”

Ali Larter Expecting Her First Child

Actress Ali Larter and her husband Hayes MacArthur are expecting their first child. People Magazine reports that the two will be parents this winter.

Larter 34, and MacArthur married in August of 2009.

Spencer Pratt: I Chose Fame Over Heidi

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Spencer Pratt says, "I chose fame over Heidi". The bad boy reality star gives People magazine the real reason the two have split. "We love each other but I'm a fame-whore and I'll never grow out of it," Pratt tells PEOPLE. "[Heidi] knows that and doesn't want that."

Even though castmates are skeptical and no one has filed divorce papers, Spencer says Speidi is over and this about his estranged wife, "doesn’t want to be Speidi anymore. She wants to be Heidi Montag: the sex symbol."

Pratt goes on to say, "I want every kind of press," he says. "She believes in bad press. There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer."

Christina Applegate is PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!

Christina Applegate and her fiance Martyn Lenoble are expecting. The actress rep confirmed the exciting news to People magazine.

If you remember Applegate had a double mastectomy last year after she learned she had breast cancer.

She told People that her fiancé, a Dutch bass player, helped her recover after undergoing a double mastectomy.

"I'm very grateful to Martyn for coming along at a time that he did because he's been my rock through all of this," Applegate told PEOPLE last year. "He gave me something to really want to live for and something to smile about."

Applegate, 38, and Lenoble, 41, dated for two years before becoming engaged on Valentine's Day. No date has been set for the wedding.

Twitpic Alert: Serena Williams Recovering From Foot Surgery with Common

Love doesn't stop even after you break up. Apparently this is true because Common was right by Serena Williams side in this recent photo after her foot surgery which has sidelined her for a several weeks from tennis.

Lala Vazquez tweeted this photo of the crew yesterday with the caption “Me and the crew taking care of @serenajwilliams after her foot surgery…get better SOON!”

Usher & Chilli Speak On Break-Up

Thanks to VH1's Behind the Music, Usher and Chilli both speak out about their shocking break-up a few years back:

Usher revealed the real reason why they broke-up:

“I basically was settled, I wanted to be with this woman and wanted to do whatever I could to make her happy. I actually talked about marriage and it didn’t work. I don’t think she was ready for it. What I expected and wanted from her she wasn’t able to give me at the time”

Now since Chilli was not ready for marriage, they took an agreed break with the terms to stay faithful to each other but Usher did not hold up his side of the bargain. He cheated and Chilli walked away:

Chilli on why she didn’t want to get married “I was just exhausted from all the bull crap that I had went through before. So I had defense mechanisms all around me. I was just nervous and I didn’t want to get hurt.”

Chilli on finding out that Usher cheated I never thought of him cheating. I just didn’t expect anything like that from him because of how much we loved each other but I just kept hearing about it so I went to him and asked him, and he admitted it. I felt like a fool. I felt like I was tricked. I felt like everyone knew something that I didn’t and I’m just now finding out. I just shut down completely. I just shut everything out because that was the only way I could cope with it.

Both agree that if they had met at a different time, that the relationship would have worked. “If we had met later, this would have been a different “Behind The Music”. “What Chilli Wants” would be titled “What Chilli Has”

The Dream Speaks Out About Break-Up w/ Wife Christina Milian and She Refuses to Talk

The Dream speaks out about his split from wife Christina Milian and she says she does want to talk about it.

One minute their dating, then getting married, then having a baby and just a few months after the birth of their daughter they break-up. The Dream hits to his website and speaks on break-up after photos of him and his assistant enjoying the beach together hit the web.

In My Own Words:

First I want to thank God for the trials of life, without them we can’t know purpose!

I would love to tell the truth as to why my relationship wasn’t successful, but today that is between me and Christina. Its easy to say that it’s because of another woman or a new relationship but truthfully, IT’S NOT.

I take FULL RESPONSIBILITY for misleading everyone into thinking everything was fine and okay when we knew problems existed for awhile! I wanted to speak up but we decided it wasn’t for anyone to know. I would NEVER intentionally hurt a soul and everyone around me knows that! There was so much going on in me and Christina’s personal world that I tried to deal with it as delicately as I could and tried to regain my footing. Instead of being direct in order not to cause even more hurt or hurt someone’s feelings, I carried the weight in secret!

I am Human and people fall in and out of Love all the time… This is Life. Nothing’s promised or perfect, neither am I. I am not proud that I lost something we once had…LOVE! I’ve always been a Loving Father, Hard Worker, Generous, Stern and Eager to prove myself. My faults are I can be irresponsible and an ass sometimes, but I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be a malicious person or wish harm to anyone, especially those I love or the mother of my child. I’m sorry for the embarrassment to everyone involved! If there’s anyone to blame and you can’t fathom this happening, please blame me and me alone for not being upfront! Even though we were trying to overcome personal things between us, I was just simply scared and embarrassed to let everyone know we WERE FAILING and HAVE NOW FAILED!

This is not to justify anything, it’s true emotion! It’s a real thing that involves real people! I’ve cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I’ve tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming.

But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not “Superman” and its okay to lose sometimes…

This too shall pass! And everything will be fine!

~ Terius Nash ~

Hmmm.... Christina did Tweet the following about the photos below: “WHATEVER YOU THINK.. BELIEVE IT"

Inside Carrie Underwood's Honeymoon

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Carrie Underwood and her new hubby Mike Fisher have been enjoying their time in Tahiti. From relaxing in the sun taking to the air, swimming and taking in the French Polynesian sights.

People reports:

"Carrie and Mike have enjoyed swimming and snorkeling with reef sharks," a source tells PEOPLE of the honeymooners. "They also toured the island via helicopter."

That's not to say they're not spending time alone, too, in their luxury overwater bungalow.

"They have also spent some quiet alone time on their 
deck," the source says. "They looked so happy together and can't stop kissing and 
doting on each other."

Chris Brown Slams Rihanna's New Boyfriend Via His Tweets

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Chris Brown must be bored because now he's tweeting about Rihanna's new man calling him a cornball.